Cute, lacy underwear is one of life’s greatest gifts and it needs to be cherished
My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
The story of my personal and professional life.
why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???